surveys are so annoying.

my grandmother's going for an operation in a couple days' time, so the hospital was asking her some questions for a survey la.

hospital person: do you think that you are healthier than most people your age?

grandmother: how would i know? i dont know alot of other people my age, and of course i dont go around asking random people that look the same age as me 'are you more unhealthy than me?'

hospital person: do you think that you are healthier or less healthy than you were one year ago?

grandmother: excuse me? if i was healthier than i was one year ago i wouldnt be going for an operation right?

haha okay whatever damn cute. i'd love to see the hospital person's face man.




speaking of surveys- CMPS!

omggg. i am so looking forward to tripod. its all im thinking about these days la. tripod tripod tripod! its all im thinking, talking, doing.


im totally plowing through this week for the tripod camp at the end la.

so exciting la please! :D

i bet tripod's gonna be damn funn. esp with our cmps group la hahah.

i think my cmps group rocks. MOSAIC :D Y

we are like the lamest people ever okay.

yishan: OUR GROUP IS TOO LAME FOR NUTS.

waiian: i hobble on one foot to eat my acorn!


2 lame 4 nuts! should totally be our slogan.

hahaha like seriously la :D a typical cmps meeting would always have me and stella with our heads on the table, trying to muffle our hysterical laughter, yishan and jolene laughing at us and and waiian yelling at the rest of us between laughing fits, 'do cmps!'.



eh but then again. today i was telling yishan and stella that my tripod group was going to sing 'yue liang dai biao wo de xin' and other stuff for the people at the old folks home la, and waiian was gonna play the guitar for us (if she comes)

stella: WHAT? you want them all to die early from listening to you sing?

yishan: all the old people will get a HEART ATTACK and die la!


wl -.- i hereby conclude that yishan and stella suck and cannot appreciate my singing. that leaves me, waiian and jolene who rock.

no wait.

me: doesnt matter if you cant take part in the activities la! you can come and take notes for us and sit around watching and taking notes so we dont have to! :D

jolene: IM SO SURE LA. i am like totally enthusiastic about the idea of sitting around taking notes for you all. (sarcastic tone)

hmpf.

okay jolene sucks too :D

waiian sucks the most. stupid girl BIT me today!

waiian: im hungry!
me: i have samosas in my bag but there are so many teachers around!
waiian: aww.
(later)
waiian: (leaning on me) (BITES me)
me: OW!
waiian: but im hungryy!

what the hell!-.- later i turn into a werewolf okay.


therefore, my whole group sucks except me. but my group rocks overall, so that means i must rock alotalot to make up for their suckiness :D i know i rock!


this post has no point except to feed my ego :D

except here. a point. and another point.

omg this post is so pointy! . . . :D