i got your runaway smile in my piggybank baby;

you were worth the hundred thousand miles

but you couldnt stay awhile <3>


whee lala. IM GOING TO WRITE A STORY OKAY (: even though there's chinese tmr and HAH im going to fail. i need 52.5% to pass, and i've never ever ever passed a chinese midyear/endofyear (: so no need to wish me good luck! i fail overall chinese already!



anyway, disclaimer! any resemblance in this story to any person or sheep, dead or alive, is purely coincidental and has no significance whatsoever.

this story is about a sheep, called lingling, and a sheepdog called yanyan.

one day, a HUGE GHOST came! he had big scary teeth and consisted of a dirty white bedsheet draped over.. NOTHING!

lingling: ahh!
ghost: muahaha
yanyan: I'LL SAVE YOU! (trips over conveniently placed rock)
ghost: (picks up lingling) nothing can stop me now! -flies happily off-

(back in the ghost's lair)

ghost: muahaha
lingling: why you kidnap me?
ghost: because you are a KID!
lingling: eh no actually thats for goats
ghost: .. er okay nvm kidnap already lah.

lingling: HELP!!
yanyan: -bursting in- I'LL SAVE YOU!
lingling: my xiaoyan!
yanyan: -runs over and grabs lingling's hand- i'll never let you go!
ghost: BOO!
yanyan: -lets go and runs away-
lingling: HELP!!

yanyan: boo, why am i such a loser
ghost: whee!
yanyan: )=
yanyan: -spots a can of spinach on the floor-
yanyan: eh? im abit hungry leh. -eats spinach-
yanyan: (TURNS INTO ...
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er he actually stayed the same, except he had icky spinach breath)

okay our story doesnt end like that (: yanyan, being still hungry, spotted a can of beef!

yanyan: oh no, my whole family doesnt eat beef leh. but for the sake of my lingling, i will... EAT BEEF!

and so our hero ate, and ate, and ate!

yanyan: eh thats some good beef.
yanyan: (turns into yanyan phantom!)

*music*: gotta catch em all, cause he's yanyan phantom, gotta catch em all cause he's -- (sexy voice) yanyan phantom.. he's a phantom..

lingling: yanyan!
yanyan: lingling!
ghost:yanyan?
yanyan: yanyan!
lingling: lingling?
ghost: RAAAAWGHH!(whacks yanyan on head)

yanyan: ouch!
lingling: yanyan!
yanyan: lingling!
ghost: OKAY STOP IT ALREADY! (whacks yanyan on head again)

yanyan: (rising) you can kidnap my beloved, you can feed me icky spinach, you can even make me eat beef! but you CANNOT, i repeat you CANNOT! ...
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yanyan: whack my head twice. very painful you know!

ghost: (whacks own forehead in despair)

yanyan: i'll get you yet! -flies up with amazing ghost powers, grabs lingling's hand, and runs around in circles-
ghost: o.O
yanyan: haha try and catch me!
ghost: (stretches out one arm)
yanyan: (crashes into arm)
lingling: eh dont run around in circles you stupid!
yanyan: okay laaa flying not so easy you know!
lingling: you idiot, very easy la!

lingling: (grabs yanyan's hand, flies up and out of the lair)

yanyan: lingling! i didnt know you could fly!
lingling: you dont need a plane to fly, plastic wings will make you cry, kites are made for windy days ...
yanyan: okay la i get it lets go!

and lingling and yanyan ran around the world happily, holding hands. (they somehow forgot they could fly)

the end!(:

I WILL SO ACE CHINESE WITH MY WONDERFUL MELODRAMA SKILLS CAN!:D